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                  <text>from Outer Space
Mid April. 1993

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VoL /, No. 4

Student Caught in Craven Hall!

/Va/7 ^ Rages On!
Gay Rights
Plan 9 wants to remind everyone that the
Gay 8t Lesbian rights "March on Washington" is
coming up on April 24th and 25th. As many as
1,000,000 people are expected to be there to urge
President Clinton:to end the ban on gays in the
military. Mo; 9 wishes to votceft's support for our
gay and lesbian brothers and sisters. Remember
folks, all human beings hayea right to be treated like
human beings We don't: buy the "special rights"
argument; the only "spedal right1 We can see that gays have
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is the right to be discharged from the military for their sexual
orientation. Sexual orientation does not override every other
aspect of who you are and how well you can do your job. Plan
? apologizes for not giving greater coverage to gay rights in
the issue as we had promised. But urgent correspondence has
forced us to devote space to other issues.

Craven Hall Dedication
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Last Friday evening, a CSU San Marcos student was
apprehended by the campus's Public Safety Commandos on
the fifth floor of Craven Hall. The student, San Marcos
resident Fred S. Dent, 29, was charged with violating the
campus's secret Student Access Control policy (which prohib­
its students from entering Craven Hall except to pay fees)
possession of subversive literature, conspiracy to commit a
subversive act and suspicion of being San Marcos Man.
Public Safety was first alerted to the presence of a student
when History professor Jill Watts, diligently working late (as
all faculty and staff should), noticed a copy of the commiepinko-gay-lesbian-feminist-man-hating-anti-establishment/Va/j
9 from Outer Space being slipped beneath her door. Ever alert
to any menace to campus safety, Dr. Watts immediately
notified Public Safety. Within hours, the campus's brand new
Public Safety Commandos had apprehended and subdued
Dent. On Dent were found nearly one hundred copies of Plan
9 and a copy of a story titled "Further Adventures of San
Marcos Man!" (see page 7!!). Possession of these items conContinued on next page

It’s Outrageous

Oh boy, oh boy! The dedication of Craven Hall is coming
up! There will be a "gathering" in front of Craven Hall at
10:00am, followed by the "Ceremony" at 10:30am on Mon­
day, April 19th. RSVPs have been sent out to faculty, staffand
alumni. If you haven't been invited, you should show up
anyway to either show your support for Craven or to show
your displeasure with Craven and the rest of the MMAW GIS
(mostly-middle-aged-white-guys-in-suits) who so desperately
want to shove this issue under the rug.

The backside of Craven Hall, which is all anyone ever sees anyway.

Our Motto:
Plan 9:
“Using free speech like a blunt instrument”

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Armed that Dei was an active student radical and subversive
agitator.
According to campus policy, violation of the Student
Access Control policy is punishable by expulsion, while
possession of subversive literature is only punishable by
torture. However, the charge of conspiracy to commit a
subversive act along with the suspicion that Dent himself was
the infamous San Marcos Man was enough to invoke the
university's secret Sedition Policy, which states that any
person accused (not convicted, mind you) of criticizing the
university administration shall be executed. Dent was taken
behind the Academic Hall building and executed less than an
hour after his arrest. According to campus Public Safety
ofAcer, Arnold (The Terminator) Trujillo, his death was
"relatively painless, more or less."
A top administration ofAdal, who for some reason
declined to be named, stated that "this should be a lesson to
a//students on this campus. Their job here is to get trained
to All job slots, not to cause problems. This campus should
not be perceived as a problem by the community, but as a
source of properly trained employees."
Dent's parents, long-time supporters of CSU San Mar­
cos, were quoted as saying, "We're very sorry about our
son's death, but that kind of disrespect for authority can't be
tolerated in this community. Why, we'd rather that they
bulldoze the whole place and turn it back into a chicken
ranch than let radical, secular-humanistic ideas become
entrenched there." They also stated that they didn't have
any idea where their son got such ideas from, "but it wasn't
us! Probably some long-haired freak on campus; that com­
puter person, whoever he is. Now there's someone who
should be shot!"
Student reaction to Dent's death was subdued. Frat boy
Aref Nohrudi stated, "Them radical scum deserve what they
got cornin' to them. I wish I'd been there. Guess I missed out
on the fun." Associated Students President, Laura Mitchell
was rumored to have gone in to hiding and could not be
reached for comment.
We at Plan 9, o f course, abhor such violence and
encourage all students to behave themselves. The distribu­
tion and consumption of subversive literature, like mastur­
bation, can lead to sodal awareness, political activism and
blindness.
Editor's note to thehumorless: We at Plan wishto point out thatthis
piecewas meanttobehumorous. Personally,wethinkveryhighlyofour
campus’s PublicSafetyofficen. Amie Trujillois one ofthenicestpeople
you’ll evermeet(seriously) andwe’reglad to havehimhere (surebeats
havingthePoliceCluefofEscondido!).NexttimeyouseemeofourPublic
SafetyOfficerson campus, introduceyourself. I’msurethatthey’dlike to
get to know everyone.

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The following excerpts of a speech made by Sol H. Linowitz at a Cornell
University dinner held in his honor last November in Washington, D.C
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We have just come through our quadrennial spasm we call a
presidential election. We have elected a new president and await
with hope and expectation the leadership of a new generation. As
we look back and reflect on the election, one thing seems increas­
ingly dean Millions of Americans in all walks of life - black, brown
and white; blue-collar workers and white-collar workers; young and
old; rich and poor; dty-dweilers and housewives; businessmen and
consumers - all seem to feel themselves troubled and confused and
at the mercy of forces they cannot influence or even understand.
Somehow from the point of view of the average citizen, this elusive
thing we call "the system" - the whole network of arrangements and
institutions that determines the character and quality and often the
content of our lives - hasn't seemed to be working. And we don't
really know how to get a handle on our problems - or even if there
is a handle.
It may well be, as someone recently suggested, that ou r kinship
today is not so much with the year 2000 as with the year 1776; and
we may be back to the basics of trying to organize a newsociety and
providing for its governance - to the very fundamental questions
about how our society and our system are to function. I believe that
if we are to get a handle on our problems and regain a clear sense

of purpose for the future, no institution in our society can
play a more important role or offer wiser guidance than a
great university such as Cornell.
For if a university stands for anything, it stands pre­
eminently for faith in reason rather than dogma, in rationality
rather than inevitability, in the free rather than the enslaved mind.
A university is our shining response to the prophets of doom, the
demagogues, the bigots, the breast-beaters. In a university, we
confidently reaffirm our belief in America as a place dedicated to
the fulfillment of the American dream. A t a university, the
businessman, the poet, the farmer, the philosopher, the artist, the
doctor, the lawyer - ail work together in mutual respect to try to
make that dream a reality. If we are to realize that dream, we will
need as never before young men and women of breadth and
perception who can help us find our way toward the nation we can
yet be; people who will understand where we have been and where
we are going; who know about the kind of world in which we live
and the kind of future we are trying to achieve.
We will need men and women able to communicate with one
another and with other people and other places; people who know
how to transmit and stimulate ideas; who recognize that things
human and humane are more importantthan the computer, the test
tube, the IBM or even the Xerox machine.
We need people who will understand that "know why" is even
more important than "know how"; who will try to see ou r problems
as part of total human experience; and who are able to understand
something of what yesterday teaches us about today and tomor­
row. in short we need young people who will be able to dream
dreams and who will be unafraid to try to make them come true.
We must look to our great universities such as Cornell to bring
forth such men and women able to assume that kind of leadership
and responsibility in our society and in our world. And nothing is
more precious to our future than that such universities be enriched
and strengthened to enable them to make their vital contribution.

We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all
men are created equal; that they are endowed by
Itheir Creator with certain unalienable rights; that
f S n g these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of
happiness; that, to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just
powers from the consent of the governedjthat,whenever any form of government becomes destructive
of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter,
or to abolish it,and to institute a new government,
laying its foundation on such principles,and orga­
nizing its powers in such form as to them shall seem
most likely to effect their safety and happiness.

— Declaration of Independence

lllltAmendment I
Congress shall, make
religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or of abridging
William Stacy, a.k.a “
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For crimes against the university and
suspicion of being San Marcos Man.
This person is considered extremely dangerous.
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Open Leafier to Bill Stacy
After haviS given it long thought/ I have come to the
conclusion that iffis impossible to remain silent at the news that Bill
Robinson/ Director of Computing SC Telecommunications/ has
decided to leave CSU San Ma rcos. If it was clear that his reasons were
purely personal in nature, there would be no need to comment
other than to say how much poorer the university will be without
him and his vision of computing in the 21st century. However, it is
all too plain that Robinson is not leaving on his own impetus. Oh,
yes, it was his decision to leave, there is no doubt about that. But
I would have left sooner had I been in his position.
What does it say, Mr. President, about the top administration
of a university when the Director of Computing is not invited to
meetings discussing the construction of high tech computer class­
rooms for Phase UP What does it say about the top administration
of a university when someone like Bernie Hinton can steal office
space allocated to Computing 8C Telecommunications without
bothering to get the consent of, or even inform, that department's
director? What does it say about the top administration of a
university when the President is repeatedly generous with his
assurances to a Director that certain problems will be corrected, but
is uniformly unforthcoming when it comes to actually addressing
those problems? Indeed, if I were in Robinson's shoes, I would have
left long ago.
The sad thing about this is that Robinson is one of the last
people we can afford to lose, if in fact this university is going to be
the "University of the 2!st century." It's not my intent here to
gratuitously heap praise on Robinson, but the fact of the matter is
he is highly intelligent, critical, open minded, and possesses a
comprehensive vision of the effect of technology on education.
What is so wrong with such a person, who, in addition to everything
else, is one of the most personable (if a little strange) administrators
on this campus?
We should all be ashamed at how this university is being run
if it results in people like Robinson leaving. When all the good
people are gone, Mr. President, who will be left? You and Bernie?
And don't pretend that you can white-wash the issue with
outright lies. I don't think that people are going to buy it any more.
Last night, as I sat talking to Robinson, Dr. Chelle Boehning, Chair
of the Computer Science Program, came in and announced that he
had just come from the President's office. Dr. Boehning explained
that Bill Stacy had told him that the reason that Robinson was
leaving was because Robinson was upset at not having been
appointed to several faculty selection committees (I'm not making
this up, folks. Go ask Chelle.) Robinson responded by saying that
that had never been an issue, had never been discussed and had
never been a problem. Conclusion? The President of this university
deliberately lied to one of the most influential faculty members of
this campus. But why? Whatever the reason, it does not bode well
for this university.
The clear and driving force behind Mr. Stacy's actions is a
pathological avoidance of controversy. He will tell anyone what­
ever it takes to avoid facing and dealing with difficult and contro­
versial issues. The Mission Statement says:"The University provides
a variety of educational experiences in an environment that
encourages students to examine moral and ethical issues central to
their development as responsible men and women." But in direct
defiance of that statement, he has encouraged the campus commu­
nity to let the Craven issue pass, saying (before the facts were in)

that it was "time to move on and heal the wounds."
Instead of encouraging "healthy skepticism, and the habit of
continuing inquiry" the atmosphere here has become one of
pervasive fear of questioning or challenging "the administration"
and of "do-as-your-told-ism." Instead creating an environment that
champions and "protects academic freedom," we have had to fight
for every single form of expression on campus. In short, the
administration of President Stacy has been one which has created
an environment inimical to the university's Mission Statement If
the president of a university is no longer willing to give even lip
service to that institution's Mission Statement, then isn't it time to
have that president replaced? If the president of a university is
unwilling or unable to deal with controversy in a time when every
aspect of our society is coming under scrutiny, isn't it clear that that
person is unfit for the position that he holds?
This university needs a president who is willing to take risks,
able to trust the vision of his employees, eager to address contro­
versy in controversial terms, encourages change, and who supports,
with his every action, word and deed, the Mission of this institution.
With respect, Bill Stacy has proved that he is not that person.
This letter may seem damning, and it is. And I may seem
damned for writing it But I have been persona non grata with the
top administration of this campus ever since the first time I told
Bernie Hinton that I thought he was an asshole. I know that I am not
long for this place. They want to get rid of me, and one way or
another, they will. It will be a heavy financial hardship, but I would
rather live in poverty than live in silence when I know a great wrong
is being done. I believe in this campus in a way that Bill Stacy clearly
does not And I am not afraid to say so, whatever the cost. Neither
should you.
Tony Dunn
P.S. Don't think about taking out your frustrations about this letter
on Robinson. He had nothing to do with it and would disapprove
if he was aware of it. The opinions are mine and mine alone.

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It's resentment of another man's achievement Those touchy
mediocrities who sit trembling lest someone's work prove greater
than their own— they have no inkling of the loneliness that comes
when you reach the top. The loneliness for an equal— -for a mind
to respect and an achievement to admire. They bare their teeth
at you from out of their rat holes, thinking that you take pleasure
in letting your brilliance dim them— while you'd give a year of
your life to see a flicker of talent anywhere among them. They
envy achievement, and their dream of greatness is a world where
all men have become their acknowledged inferiors. They don't
know that that dream is the infallible proof of mediocrity,
because that sort of world is what the man of achievement would
not be able to bear. They have no way of knowing what he feels
when surrounded by inferiors— hatred? no, not hatred, but
boredom— the terrible, hopeless, draining, paralyzing boredom.
O f what account are praise and adulation from men whom you
don't respect? Have you ever felt the longing for someone you
could admire? For something, not to look down at, but up to?"
- Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand

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It’s About Killing People

"The close and intimate conditions of life aboard
ship, the necessity for the highest possible degree
of unity and esprit de corps; the requirement of
morale — all these demand that nothing be done
which may adversely affect the situation. Past
experience has shown irrefutably that the enlist­
ment o N ^ e gt^ l^ ie rth a n for mess attendants)

War proves that when it comes to telling the
military's story, most of our media is out of step with the
drumbeat Now the press corps is writing about the gays-inthe-military issue. Sad to say, their approach is exactly the
same as the reportage from Desert Storm and from the
Balkans: "Wham, bam, thank you ma'am" and light on the
homework. Their coverage of this critical issue has been high
on emotions, loose with facts and simplistic cliches, and easy
on hard-digging scientific investigation.
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Few reporters have recently spent one day or night in a
— D epartment of the Navy Memorandum, December 2 4 , 19 4 1 barracks, a foxhole, a military aircraft or combat ship— or
have at least talked to the warriors who do. Most don't look
at the armed forces as a unique and complicated outfit, but
more as a tradition-bound discriminatory institution that has
Homosexuality is incompatible With military service. The deprived a minority group of its rights and must be re­
presence in the military environment of persons who engage educated to the ways of the 1990s. Had they served down in
in homosexual c o n d u c t " s ^ t e m e n t s demon­ the trenches or talked to the grunts, they'd know for openers
strate a propensity to lngage|i| homosexual conduct, that the U.S. military has been based on discrimination since
seriously impairs the accon||ijf&amp;ment of the military mis­ Washington paddled across the Delaware. It's all so undemo­
sion. The presence of such members adversely affects the cratic You can't get in if you're too fat, too small, too tall, too
ability of the Military ServiceHo maintain discipline, good dumb, mentally or physically deficient or don't have a high
order, and morale; to foster mutual trust and confidence school education. It ain't an equal opportunity employer
among service members; to ensure the integrity of the either, and it's almost as democratic as a federal prison must
system of rank an command; to facilitate assignment and seem to its inmates.
An objective and fair-minded press corps would have
worldwide deployment of service members who frequently
gone "up front" interviewed the company commanders and
must liveand work under close conditions affording minimal
privacy; to recruit and retain members of the Military NCOsand asked: What wouldlifting the ban do to theirunit's
Services; to maintain public acceptability of military service; military readiness? Once these leaders, who train and lead
our forces on the battlefield, told about the feelings of their
and to prevent breaches of security.
soldiers, the inevitable fights between gays and straights, the
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downtime, expense and red tape of punishment and courtmartials, the breakdown in discipline and
order and how they and their subordi­
nate leaders wou Idn't be sharpening com­
bat readiness but instead be putting down
barracks riots, the media would get the
word that this is not a dvil rights matter,
but a military readiness issue.
O ur press corps must get it into their
skulls that the "profession of arms" is
about killing people and knocking things
down, and not just a job, a social institu­
tion or an equal opportunity employer.
Until they can deliver the right stuff, like
Cronkite, Pyle and Ward Just, they should
leave the reporting to those who know
the military score.

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Another Open

I
Hey! We pit our second letter! This one’s from CSUSMstudent Don Scott If
youwanttoseeyour name inprint,justdropoffyour“sophomoricdiatribe"
inourbox in theAS Office. Please notethattheAStakes no responsibilityfor
the items dropped in our box.
The other day while I was busily doing my rounds at the
Dome Cafe I had the unpleasant privilege of watching our AS
President, Laura Mitchell, vigorously defending the rights of
some students to post (on the Free Speech Board) material that
was critical of Sen. Craven's racist remarks. It wasn't adminis­
tration officials complaining, but fellow students! They felt the
material posted was offensive to them. Give me a breakS! IF you
want to talk offensive, how about the comment on the board
where a student laments that all she or he can see in the cafe are
"fags and dykes." O r better yet, how about Craven's remarks
that undocumented workers are on the "lower scale of human­
ity!" Why would anyone, our administration included, want to
defend or white-wash the words of a bigot? Sen. Craven hasn't
disclaimed his remarks, he said they were "misconstrued." How
in the hell do you misconstrue "lower scale of humanity?" He
said he didn't mean it. He is a professional politician, and he
knew he was in front of news reporters and cameras. That
means he is either a blatant racist or an idiot.
The dedication of our administration hall to this man has
already upset almost every Latino and Latina on our campus,
but why should we stop there? I'm sure with a few more creative
dedications we can manage to piss off every member of the
human race. Why not start by dedicating the Free Speech Board
to Craven's hero, Senator Joseph McCarthy? We could then
dedicate the A rt Dept, to Sen. Jesse Helms, the Science Dept, to
Williams Jennings Bryan (remember the Scopes trial?). Then
let's dedicate the Woman's History Dept, to Phyllis Schlaffly.
And there are things beyond departments that we could
dedicate. We could dedicate the landscaping to Cesar Chavez,
or the garbage heaps to Malcom X. How about dedicating the
closets to either Harvey Milk or Alien Ginsberg. We could
finish off by dedicating the back seat of the shuttle bus to Rosa
Parks, and the toilets to Martin Luther King. As it is, I'd rather
dedicate my college education to Timothy Leary,and dropout.
Donald Scott

Letter to Bill Stacy

Dear President Stacy,
It seems that CSUSM has reached the frontier that we
were bound for when we decided to embark on the quest to
build a new university. I think that it's a good time to stop
and reflect on what we've done and what we've experienced.
Unfortunately, I feel that the events of the last few weeks
have overshadowed many good accomplishments.
A t my acceptance to CSUSM, I was overjoyed and
optimistic And the first two years I attended were both
exciting and enjoyable. I was proud to say that I was involved
in forging the school of the 21st century. It had the feel of
trailblazinga new path in hopes of making CSUSM theschool
o f the 21st century. Theschool of the 21st century had many
connotations for me. First, wasa place where technology was
embraced and used to the full extent of its capabilities.
Second, was to create an environment where all disciplines
would have equal import and acceptance. Third, was the
amazing challenge to build, from the ground up, a place
where academic pursuits would dominate, without the petty
politicking university environments are known for. Alas, it
has come to pass that these things would not be true.
Indeed, what has come into being is a university that
ensconces the value-frigid ideals of the administrations of the
50's and 60's...
In the realm of science, I have never seen lack of support
for programs and ideas. But that is what I have witnessed
from the administration toward the biology department
here. While the other sciences (Psychology, Mathematics and
Computer Science most notably) have developed robust
curricula with funding for the programs, biology remains
wallowed in administrative red tape, to the extent that many
biology majors are not getting the essential classes needed to
hold a baccalaureate degree. While I realize that inside most
sciences there are various approaches to the many topics that
make up the discipline, I see no need to gut a department
because administration and department faculty cannot reach
agreement upon a definitive course of action.
But I feel that recent events are far more distressing. I
began see that the administration had lost touch with the
students here when the free speech zone was under consid­
eration. It is ludicrous for the administration of a public
university to even consider areasofthecampus wherespeech
may be censured! Let alone establishing these zones! I am
insulted that the idea for limiting areas of free speech
(amplified or not) came from inside the administration! In
my view of the world (somebody please teil me if I am too
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office on the seventh floor of Craven Hall. WARNING: The following
material is explicitly bigoted and racist in nature. Ifyou areoffendedby
bigotiy then, by all means, you should read this.

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“kinds of people, then you end up with diverse opinions.
But did they listen to me? Ha! They actually thought it was
a good idea! Morons, every last one of them!”
By now, not having taken a breath in well over a minute,
San Marcos Man's face was beginning to turn blue. But he had
hit his stride, and was loathe to pause. "Craven was right,
dammit! Hell, he went easy on the bastards! They
the lower
scale of humanity, if that. This stink they've created over
Craven's comments
provesi t Anybody who had an in
respect for authority would have let the whole thing pass as the
harmless comment it was. ]ust like Ed Meachum and the mess
over the word 'pickaninny'., idiots! And this Plan 9 abomina­
tion! Written by faggot spies! It's all over it. Ohhhh, it burns my
hide!!
"Why can't these people realize that its the purpose of the
administration to run the university. The purpose of the staff is
to do our dirty work, the faculty to teach and the students to
pay fees and take classes. This business of criticizing the
administration is totally out of line, and I'm sick of id We make
the decision* the students, staff and faculty should just accept
that. WE ARE GOING TO BE IN CONTROL, if we have to
terminate
everyonewho dares to disagree. That student
caught in Craven Hall should be a lesson to the slime here!”
By now, the lack of oxygen had gotten to San Marcos Man's
brain (about time, huh?), and he fell, convulsing, to the floor.
But he lives on, spreading his creed of middle-aged-white-male
domination. He is the enemy. Watch for him.____________

San Marcos Man sat back fn his chair, a frown lining his face.
The setting sun shone sickly through the windows of his seventh
floor Craven Hall office. In his hands was the new issue of Plan
9 from Outer Space. 'Damn,” he thought, as he read this
sentence, ”1thought that getting rid of that pesky Bill Robinson
would put an end to this foolishness, but apparently not. M y
minions were wrong once again about Robinson being the
source of the campus radicalism.”
In disgust, he threw down Plan and picked up the BladeCitizen. "Now here's a paper that respects authority,” he
thought He flipped to the North County section and leaned
back in his chair. ”Ahhh, this is more like it” San Marcos Man
reached for his morning cup of coffee. At the very moment that
he took a sip, his eyes fell on a headline reading 'Alternative
magazine, Plan 9, invades CSSM.” Reflexively, he spewed coffee
over ail of the very-really-no-kidding-we're-serious-absolutelyimportant-and-vital papers stacked neatly on his desk. To his
chagrin, both Plan 9and the Biade-Qtizen article on Plan 9 were
unspotted. "Goddammit!!!” he yelled, ”1can't stand this place!”
A half an hour later, after he had recovered from his
temper tantrum (mommy had never had the guts to whack him far off base), in a country that guarantees the right of every
back into reality), San Marcos Man picked up the Bfade-Gtizen ddzen to say whatever they feei, it is preposterous for the
once again and began to read, "it's treasonous, all right,” he
administration of a small university to censure its students.
mumbled as he read the article's opening line, ”the people
What is the logic here? Is the administration afraid that we
responsible should be shots." Once again, he felt a tantrum
may not be adult enough to handle this awesome responsi­
coming on, but this time he controlled himself. He read on,
cursing under his breath. ”...'evils of bureaucracy,' my assS” he bility? That perhaps we need a dult supervision to exercise
nearly shouted. "What's evil are these... these peop/e(he nearly our right to free speech? That seems a little sophomoric to
spit the word) who think that they can just run around me.
What about Senator Craven's remarks? Are we to
criticizing the administration of this university,
univer­
sity, with impunity! Goddammit! There oughta be a policy believe that the administration will wave its magic wand and
everything will be okay? How can we sit by and allow the
against that!”
He was hot on the topic now, and began ranting to the man who we elected to serve our community deface many
empty room. Out in the outer office, San Marcos Man's three of its citizens? It is pure folly for Craven to think that the
secretaries locked the doors and headed for the Dome Cafe for entire community that elected him to his position would
back his comments, or accept his cursory explanation of the
what they knew would be a long coffee break.
"These people, like Robinson and the fucking goddamned event I hold Craven responsible for his words, just as the
faculty, think that they can have a say in the way that this administration must hold us responsible for ours (maybe if
university is run! Well, to hell with them! Craven gave this he was in a limited speech zone he would not have slipped).
university to me, and it's mine, mine, MINE!!!! How can I run this Therefore, I support the academic senate in their demand for
place the way I want to if I always have faculty, students and the Craven to withdraw or further explain his meaning, and
goddamn staff bitching all the time?...
reject the letter that was forcibly signed by many faculty and
"It's that damn diversity thing, I know it is! I argued and staff (read: your job is on the line).
argued with the founding faculty against hiring women and
It saddens me to think that CSUSM has fallen far short
minorities here, but nooooooo, they had to go and Focus on
of the mark that I had envisioned, but the university is still
hiring scum like that. So what do we have now? Diversity! The
young. Perhaps there is still time™
bastards!! I explained and explained that if you hire diverse
Mike Williams

Open Letter, (cont.)

It’s Not Hesponsible for San Marcos Man

�W dents become more and more aware ofAmerica’nocial

csu S an Marcos is accepting applications for the
following positions:
Computer Competency Coordinator
Must be vaguely familiar with computers and have

University movci:|ioportionally the other w ^ to prevent all exposure q | played at least 3 different computer games. Socially
aware and politically active individuals need not ap­
political action being taken.
ply. No longhairs!
The most important thing is to make this campus a marketplace for ideas. Director of Computing Services
But the University is trying to prevent the exposure of ant new creative Puppet position to take orders from Bernie Hinton. No
knowledge of computers or the applications of tech­
political solutions to the problems that everyAmerican realizes are fadng nology in education necessary. Must be eager to
this society in the mid-Sixties*

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Convinced that students and faculty are getting in the way of the
work and purpose of the university?

•

Do you believe that access to the university should be limited only
to those on the higher scale of humanity?

•

Always wanted to carry a clipboard, but never had a reason?

•

Thinkthe university’s organizational structure should be modeled
after military hierarchies?

•

Always wanted to rule a small South American country

•

Do you fear that free speech will lead to anarchy?

•

Have you ever said one or more of the following?
“A small mind is a tidy mind.*
"The less we tell them, the better off they are.*
"Ignorance is bliss.*
"Idle hands are the devil’s workshop.”
"Yes sir, I’ll do it right away, no questions asked.*

•

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please your superiors and willing to do what you are
told without question. Individuals with a vision of the
future need not apply.

University President
President needed to lead brand new university into
the 21st century. Must be idealistic, courageous,
visionary, dedicated to the Mission of the university
and to it’s people. Must believe in freedom of expres­
sion and basic democratic values. Must be able to
bring into being a critical awareness of society and to
guide strategies for giving our children a better planet
than we inherited from our parents.

GanjaMan Sez:
Tired of the endless, boring routine?
Sick of jumping through the same
inane hoops every day?
Fed up with the mindlessness of
your existence?

Then turn on, tune in and light up!
That’s right' Reefer madness could be for yodl
Guaranteed to give you a fresh, new perspective on
life, the smoke of the hemp plant can change your life!
Note: Despite all appearances, Plan 9 d oes nofadvocate
the use of illegal drugs. The sole purpose of the above ad
is to really irritate those uptight individuals who oppose
the use of mind altering drugs. By the way, advocating the
use of illegal drugs is perfectly legal (First Amendment
and all that), so na-na-na-na-na!

Disclaimer: P lan 9 adamantly and resolutely sup­
ports the w id est possible freedom of expression on
campus. Issues of whether or not a certain expression is
“responsible” or “offensive” should in no way inhibit the rights of
individuals to express their opinions. Sen. Craven has the right to compare his
bearings to HUA C just as we have the right to criticize h i m for it N othing w ill ever
change in thia world unless we openly hash o ut our problems. W« at P b * p, lepreaoting only odmIvh,
enccunge « M S dialogue os all subject*.

Plan 9 From Outer Space is a Totally Immature Production

Copyrights Violated

© 1993

It's Plan 9.

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